Everyone likes a top ten list right. Here’s the top ten ones guys make when trying to date a stripper:
10: Waiting for the stripper to come talk to you. When a stripper approaches you, she gets herself in ’stripper’ mode instead of ‘girl’ mode. Also, by approaching a stripper yourself, it shows confidence.
9: Touching a stripper prematurely. Douchebags and skeezy old guys touch these girls all day. Keep your hands to yourself at first so you don’t get categorized with those guys.
8: Going on a Friday or Saturday night. That’s when the strip club is the most busy and they have the least time for you.
7: Asking ‘what’s your real name’ immediately. It’s good to not refer to them by their stripper name, but you don’t want to force the issue. It’s not a big deal at first.
6. Letting them direct the conversation. If they start talking toy ou, they’ll immediately get into stripper mode and associate you as just another customer.
5. Asking common questions like ‘where are you from?’ Try to take the conversation on a different level. Be funny and creative.
4. Giving up on the hottest strippers. The type of strippers that are impossible to date have nothing to do with looks. You want to avoid incompetent girls or druggies, but looks generally has nothing to do with this.
3. Waiting a few days to contact a stripper after getting a phone number. If you get a number, contact her the next day. You might as well find out if she is into you and is competent enough to be able to see you. Why waste time?
2. Going with a bunch of guys. It’s really tough to pick up a stripper if you’re with a lot of your friends. It puts you more into ‘customer’ status and her into ’stripper’ mode and it also just creates a bunch of logistical issues. Avoid the frat party/bachelor party look.
1. Buying dances. The fastest way to be a ‘customer’ and not a ‘lover’ is to buy dances
